How to Kill a Cokcroach: The Creative way

I bet, we all hate cockroaches and killing them is a big no-no! Especially when we hear that oh-so-crunchy sensation coming from them after a slipper smash. So I'll be giving you ways on how to enjoy and endure the killing of a fearsome cockroach without feeling Ewwy and definitely, NO SWEAT.


Killing a cockroach is like dancing-- ballroom dancing, specifically Cha-cha. :) So how does this work?


First step:
MISSION READY.
Be ready with your CD and DVD player and start practicing your dance steps.


OPEN YOUR COCKROACH RADAR.
Be alert! The cockroach might be somewhere and it may ambush you.


HOLD YOUR GEARS UP.
As you see the cockroach, play the music and start dancing Cha-cha. (I guess you guys know how to dance Cha-cha, I don't have to teach you then. Still, I'll give you the briefing :)

1. Step back with your right foot
2. Left foot in place, weight shifts to it
3. Sidestep to the right with your right foot
4. Vice versa

Second Step:
DO THE MOVES.
When the cockroach is approaching, do the Cha-cha dance for about a minute to entertain the fearsome pest. And eventually, (maybe) it will be dancing with you-- a dancing cockroach partner.


LET'S DO THE TWIST.
Of course it will be going near you, so grab the chance. Step on it and do the twist! (Like the commercial of Rayver Cruz at The Bar) And the crunchy sensation will fill up the air.


Third Step:
YEAH MEN, CLEAN UP.
Make sure it's already dead, and throw it in the trash can.




- Easy, right? Less stress, less fear, more enjoyment, more fun! TRY moo. :)